In his characteristically html-intolerant way, P. Drano has “tagged” me to burden you with eight random facts about me. I note that “random” is an anagram of “M. Drano”, but no matter, here goes:

1. O.J. Simpson once drove me to his house in Beverly Hills and had me for supper;
2. To the best of my knowledge, I have only “converted” one lesbian;
3. I am personally acquainted with a victim of 9/11 and of 7/7;
4. I have no access to credit of any kind, so pay in cash only;
5. I cut my own hair, and I type with one finger;
6. I once unnerved a friend by handing her a typed list of my enemies, while driving at 100mph along a motorway;
7. I can remember my childhood phone numbers, but not names of people I see every day;
8. I recently sold my car.  It was a green Mercedes.  Not that green Mercedes.  Or was it?

I  hereby tag the following:

1. Larry Teabag;
2. The Error Gorilla;
3. The Flying Rodent;
4. Rachel from North London;
5. Kyklops;
6. Not Saussure;
7. Justin Yoghurt;
8. Fake Steve Jobs